Good day! It’s Librarian Husky. Starting off with Paladin, strong, reliable, and consistent. The perfect companion for you vanilla enjoyers out there. They tend to make a spectacle of their finisher, but you always know when it’s coming. Unfortunately, their potency leaves much to be desired. After all, paladins always use protection, so while they aren’t bad partners, they’re not breeding anyone. F tier, try again when you’ve become a man.
Warrior: The Wild Side
Next, we have Warrior to take you for a ride on the wild side. They’re the types to pick you up and throw you on the bed or through a wall, and you know they’re always going for that inner release. Let’s just say their intuition isn’t the only thing they like raw. You’re already pregnant. S tier.
Fast and Explosive Finishers
I barely know her; these ones hit you hard and fast with an explosive finish. Unfortunately for you, the only protection they know is shooting one off early, and they never fire blanks. A tier.
Dark Knight: Intense but Short-Lived
Moving on to Dark Knight, these bad boys put everything they’ve got into the first 15 seconds before they just roll over. Not quite enough time to pull out before they blade everywhere, but TBN didn’t break, so you’re safe. F tier, try again when you’ve become a man.
Healers: Mixed Results
White Mages can keep you going for hours. They’re very attentive and make sure your needs are met. Ultimately, however, they’ll sacrifice you to the blood God, leaving you a virgin. F tier, try again when you’ve become a man.
Scholars: Protective but Distant
Scholars, on the other hand, already have a kid to look after, so they use a lot of protection. Still, they’ll bring in their friend Seraph to keep things spicy in the bedroom. Unfortunately, the shields are so big you almost can’t feel anything. Seraph is still a freak though. D tier, you and I will speak later.
Astrologians: Trying Too Hard
Astrologians tend to try a bit too hard. They bring some toys into the bedroom, but it’s usually just their cards to do magic tricks, which consequently is their idea of foreplay.
Astrologians: Circular Outcomes
This usually doesn’t end up leading anywhere, and just like macrocosmos, they end up right back where they started. F tier, try again when you’ve become a man.
Sage: Advanced Techniques
Sage, by contrast, brings in much better toys that can be controlled simultaneously. You’ll be getting holes filled you never knew you had. If that wasn’t enough, protection is always optional with them. By the time you’ve come to your senses, however, they’ve used away. You now have twins. A tier.
Melee DPS: Energetic Monks
To start off our Melee DPS, monks always bring a lot of energy to the table or the bedroom. They’re a little excessive with their use of different positions, but they keep things interesting. They are a bit clingy, though, and they will cry if you’re apart for too long, at least until da tril. Still, they’ll finish three times before they’re done. A tier.
Dragoons: Forgotten Rope
Dragoons will tell you how they’re going to tie you up but somehow always forget the rope. While their thrusting is always very potent, they may need you to get them back up from time to time.
Dragoons: Strong Pullout Game
They’ve got a very strong pullout game, though this usually leads them to getting too fancy with it and banging their heads on the dresser. D tier, you and I will speak later.
Reaper: Edgy Routine
If Reaper’s edgy personality doesn’t do it for you, maybe their second edgier one will. They’re surprisingly routine with their loving until that second personality comes out. When that happens, they’ll finish fast but very hard. Congratulations on your demon baby. A tier.
Ninjas: Skilled Hands
Ninjas always know how to get you in the mood because they’re great with their hands. They will lose focus if you make them move around too much, though. Still, they’ll be able to bring out their bunshin for double the fun. For all their flexibility, they still prefer to sneak it in from behind. B tier.
Samurai: Perfect Lover
Samurai, the perfect lover, just when you think they’re done, bam, they hit you with another one. They apparently haven’t ever heard the term refractory period. Every hit just gets bigger. You’re now homesteading in Doma with nine children. S tier.
Physical Range: Bard
To kick things off with physical range, we have Bard. Bard always has the best mood music. Yet, in spite of having something for almost every situation, you still somehow leave disappointed.
Machinists: Enthusiastic but Distant
Machinists are a bit too enthusiastic about the toys they bring in. If you don’t stay on your toes, one of you could end up in the hospital, and not for delivery. They typically have intimacy issues and prefer to stay at a distance while they watch their Queen do the work. D tier, you and I will speak later.
Dancer: Perfect Partner
Dancer will have you wrapped around their finger. You seem to perform better with them as your partner than anyone else. They can get in close but also know to give you space when you need it. However, they will also par shame you and immediately leave you for someone with a bigger one. You’re still stuck with child support. A tier.
Magical Range: Black Mage
Black Mage is probably the most toxic lover out there. Their goal is always to finish as fast as they can, and they don’t really care about your needs. They also only ever get close when they need something. While they do carry protection, they also have no idea how to use it. For some reason, you keep coming back for more. S tier.
Summoners: Threesome Enthusiasts
Summoners are the type to insist on a threesome every time, and they have a huge furry kink. While freaky, they tend to be a bit overwhelming.
Summoners: More Observers Than Participants
Summoners are more interested in the partners they bring in than with you. Even then, they prefer to watch more than participate. You’re still pregnant, but you’ll need a few paternity tests. B tier.
Red Mage: Flexible but Inconsistent
Red Mage, in contrast, can be whatever you need them to be. They’re in it for the long haul and will get you up as many times as you need. Still, they pull out almost every time before their big finish. F tier, try again when you’ve become a man.
Honorary Mention: Blue Mage
As an honorary mention, we’ve got Blue Mage here. They’re the ones who catfished you into thinking they were a real job before meeting up. Even if you do get further than that, they always end up calling you at 3:00 a.m. when nothing else is going on. Anytime you actually want to hang out with them, you can’t seem to find the time either. But they will bring their marble to all your intimate encounters. C tier.
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