Nick Shepkowski
May 3, 2024 12:22 am ET
The Kentucky Derby is Saturday as we’re into May and the weather is finally starting to turn in the Midwest. I won’t pretend to be a horse racing expert by any means and honestly, I wouldn’t even consider myself a horse racing fan. The so-called “sport of kings” does very little for me but if I’m around a betting window then I’ll throw 10 bucks on the 10-horse to win.
I do always enjoy seeing the names of the racehorses however.
So my mind got moving a bit before Derby Day. If I had a racehorse and was naming him after something Notre Dame related – what would that name be?
In the spirit of the annual “Run for the Horses” here are a lucky 13 of the best Notre Dame themed racehorse names I could come up with.
In the Grotto
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One of the most popular campus landmarks on a campus full of them meets an Elvis classic. One can’t help but think this one might have just a little bit more of that “Notre Dame Spirit” Lou Holtz and others always talk about.
Chicken Soup for the Soul
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An ode to Notre Dame’s most famous professional player, Joe Montana,who used a little “Chicken Soup for the Soul” to help the Irish to an unforgettable comeback win over Houston in the 1979 Cotton Bowl.
Theismann Rhymes with Heisman
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For the first roughly 20 years of his life Joe Theismann’s last name was pronounced “THEEZ-man”. Then at Notre Dame the eventual Washington Super Bowl winning quarterback’s “Theismann rhymes with Heisman” campaign resulted in how his name has been pronounced ever since.
Save Jimmy Johnson's *** for Me
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There is no better way to honor Lou Holtz than by using perhaps his most famous quote at Notre Dame (spoken to the team just before kickoff in the ’88 game vs. Miami).
Afterburners On
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This one covers a couple of bases as legendary Notre Dame radio play-by-play voice Tony Roberts used to use this phrase whenever Raghib “The Rocket” Ismail found an open field.
Speaking of – remember that time Bo Schembechler decided to kick it to Rocket a second time?
Stonebreaker
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Michael Stonebreaker was a darn good football player for the Irish, helping guide Notre Dame to a 1988 national championship and eventually became a College Football Hall of Famer. The last name alone is horse-naming worthy.
Skylar's The Limit
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There have been plenty of megastars from the Notre Dame women’s basketball team but no name plays as well when naming a filly as that of skylar diggins.
Golden is thy Tate
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It may not be the most original but you can’t pass on the opportunity to blend a line from Notre Dame’s alma mater with one of the most electric players in the history of Notre Dame football, Golden Tate.
Golden Boy
Jan 2, 1966; Green Bay , WI, USA; FILE PHOTO; Green Bay Packers running back Paul Hornung (5) during the 1965 NFL Championship game against the Cleveland Browns at Lambeau Field. The Packers defeated the Browns 23-12. Mandatory Credit: Malcolm Emmons-USA TODAY Sports
The Kentucky Derby takes place each year in Louisville so how could you possibly pass up having a horse named after Paul Hornung in the city he grew up in, and the fact that plenty of people would bet on it would only honor the Heisman Trophy winner more!
Let's Be Frank
July 8, 1954 – When a Memphis sun gave them a 95-degree “hot foot,”‘ three Colonial Country Club Golf Tournament celebrities, Frank Leahy (left), former Notre Dame football coach; Dizzy Dean (center), former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher and Mary Ann Villegas, pretty New Orleans fairways queen, abandoned the greens to dunk their doggies in the kiddie pool. Diz captivated the youngsters with his “umbrella” bonnet.
Bygone
Frank Leahy was as successful of coach as Notre Dame has had and that includes Knute Rockne. Leahy’s teams went 87-11-9 in his 11 seasons as Notre Dame head coach. On top of all that did we mention he left his post to go serve his country in World War II?
Our Lady
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Perhaps that nice lady named Mary on top of the Golden Dome deserves a horse being named after her. She was rather important after all.
The Backer
You could fall out of Notre Dame Stadium and practically land at Linebacker Lounge. Nearly every Notre Dame fan who has attended a game has at least stepped foot in “The Backer”, easily the most popular bar in the area.
For the Gipper
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You can’t have this makeshift horse race themed around Notre Dame names and not include an ode to the greatest and most important head coach in the history of college football, Knute Rockne.